It is a matter of humor...

When you stare at the media packages that you receive on a daily dose by TV, you gotta pay attention at what is coming out from the international news headlines. From Turkey to Pakistan, the muslim world is shaken by what is happening on the tube (aka TV). Everything happens on the tube, and you know it!

Does Islam have the time to understand sarcasm? Or it is just an infedel adjective?

Is religion an excuse for murder?

The media flow that brings you each day through your life has begun to dissipate under the will of it's users. Internet is now a power house that can bend reality and facts, it is a weapon that must be used for the right cause!

Yet people do not understand it. How come many muslims declared war to the Maometh illustration done my a Danish author? Why do they wage death to those who do not believe in their theories?

Humor is a big buffet area that can save us from stupidity, lets all apriciate it and share it, since it is only a work of fiction!

wish I was like U

Dear mannequine,

you stand cold looking at me as you see many passing by, envious of your shape.

You are unique, so beautiful and untouchable, and no one can jugdge you.

Dear mannequine, I wish I were you, with perfect sizes and shapes, that only dreams can carry.

I'm not worthy of your thought, I'm fat, and my shapes are nothing like yours, and I'm ashame.

Those pants fits you so nicely you won't need to shrink them at the end, because you are perfect.

That cool shirt you wearing is stunning on your hard six-pack and your glossy pale skin.

Do not listen what the other say, they wish they were you.

This Christmas season I will eat and feel guilty about my weight and my image every time i will stare at that mirror, because I like food, and those nice cool jeans won't fit me again untill the spring.

Dear mannequine, I wanna be just like you.

Please take me with you!

You will soon collapse

Replicates, replicated, replicants, all you need is made in China or at least 99%. Stores like Wall Mart and Target find China their long-lasting supply.
Plastic, plastic, plastic...
Only a few items are produced in your country, even credit card costumer phone lines have been exported outside, in countries like India. You pick up your telephone and someone across the globe is handling you very personal financial information, and his accent is a twist.
But at the same time, what corporation decided to export, is making them sick. Jobs are lost for cheaper foreign wages, we are consuming products that are deteriorating us and our jobs.
Inflation is going up in the US and wages are remaining the same, just like in Europe. But the American dollar is getting weaker. I smell a recession here!
We are outsourcing the whole planet because globalization made it possible by the very person who created it!
There are no more boundaries for crisis any longer, financial sadness has no more limits!

Britney Spears sister got stuffed!

Yeah, she got PWND!!!

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Jamie Spears announced she is pregnant at 16! And we can also point fingers at her older sister Britney for carrying and promoting a bad image of herself as a whore/tramp/younameit, to millions of of teenagers.
According to People's magazine website, nobody likes here!!! LOL!!!!
Can't put all the blame on her since she got her not-so-good looking-sister (see pic below).
Jamie Spears declared :

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

This is what happens when you take no precaution in what's between your legs, bad things happens when you are 16!






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More to the curves!

This blog supports curvy women, we do not tolerate skinny bitches!!!



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NO!

LOL CATS!
Best thing ever
after emoticons ;)

Ya, you fuckin' rite!

First rant of this this stupid blog.
You know what happened today? I had to go do groceries, something like frozen veggies, bread, cold cuts, etc... I also had to get some candies and chocolate to ship to my family oversea.
It just stopped snowing and all the fucking snow is everywhere over 2 ft high and the bus (yeah I take the bus-got no car) are full of melted snow that is like a bad slushy mixed with tar and dirt, I got two heavy bags and a box ready to be shipped at the local post office.

The bus is full of people like a tune can in oil, people are too loud and the driver for some reason decided to blast the heat to tropical setting (he was an African man probably Jamaican?), he must have felt a little homesick with the cold and thought it would be nice to feel warm.

As usual I can't get a seat, but I'm lucky enough to put my stuff over the ledge between the front door and the first seats; next to me three girls that were having a loud conversation over God knows what, the only caption that i got was "...like whatever-totally cool-it's like-OMG..." bla, bla, bla, make up and crap. I counted over 20 like, 25 whatever and 16 OMG, in just ten minutes or less of bus trip from the store to my stop.

The post office was painful, I skipped the line meanwhile i was choosing the Christmas card and taping the box; to send 20 dollars worth of stuff I spent 50 dollars, and the clerk told me the shit was gonna take something like 6 weeks! Fucking post office! No wonder people go to fed-ex or dhl. Well lesson learned, thanks jebus I mail presents only once a year.
Ya, you fukin' rite, I should get a car but don't have enough money for it, but at least bus are running 24/7 at major intersections, and thankfully I live close to one.

Fortunately I managed to go to the bank before all this crap happened. Ya the bank, the best friend that at least one a month writes you a letter waiting for you in the mail box, and she always call you Mr.!
Between waiting for my bus, bank, groceries, post office and back home, I spent over two bloody hours, and I just moved 3 kilometers from my house. Watta a drag!!!